Sambhu, we know you have them glittering white pearls, but must you be such a smirky jackass? At least, act like you’re sorry, kya. You’re seen smiling when you’re dragged to prison and then smile some more as you’re escorted out after posting a 15 croreko bail.
I know you’re happy to be back home but can you stop smiling like a kid who stole a lollipop from a local kirana pasal? Well, 15 crores must be pocket change for our “super dalal.” He should get all them tender-wallahs and open their own political party, baroo.
Then you guys don’t have to kiss them arses, from them netas to civil servants and mundrey goondas, kya. And you don’t need to throw money around, and no more running to “Rubel” and trying to win him over by giving him some “fish” curry.
And who knows, someday Shambhu might be a mantri as well. He already has the money, and now he just has to find the right party to take him in, kya. And maybe he can then ask Interpol to arrest Rubel,
the Bangla Superman, and finally get the commission he was short-changed, ni.
Everybody seems to know that our big three stooges got their share from the “Sudan Natak.” But this is Nepal where our netas and their chamchas are always above the law, kya. Next time, our tender-wallahs should ask for a receipt when they dole out crores here and there to our great netas!
Former IGP, Om-ey Dai must thank his ancestors and his 11 relatives for their wealth. He’s out on bail, too. His relatives now plan to sue them media-wallahs for infringing on his privacy, rey. I think all the poor “Ranas” should sue Om-ey Dai instead. Now, everyone will think that all “Ranas” have 15 croreko sampati, ni.
I think we should bar all “rich” people from joining the civil service, ki kaso? Only poor people will be allowed to be our public servants. So, when they start building them mansions and grab hundreds of ropanis of land, it’ll be easier for our CIAA folks to do them math sath, kya.
And Jhallu Baba should already be packing his bags, pots and pans as he heads out of Baluwatar, come next Saturday. Well, he’s promised to vacate the “prime-monster’s” niwas if he can’t get it right by August 13, rey.
Didn’t he promise to quit earlier? Our netas are like them smokers, who make them New Year’s resolutions, promising to quit every year. He still has a week left to attend all them inauguration of them new toilets and schools constructed in our remote areas. Yes, fly as much as you can because you won’t get many frequent flyer miles from the state once you’re out of the door, kya.
And Jhallu has doled out 50 lakhs so far to his relatives, chamchas and party cadres, rey. Hurry up! You should at least beat MaKuNe’s record of 80 lakhs. Or just go out with a bang and top off Prachandoo’s one crore “free money” bumper prize natak! Or if you run out of money, then just ask Shikari Shambu. He may have a few crores lying around under
his bed.
The former Egyptian Pharaoh is now on trial for murder and what not. Mubarak must be cursing himself. If he had only been born in Nepal, then he could’ve ruled for a few more years; and when his time was up, he could just retire and enjoy his ill-gotten wealth, ni.
When will our chor netas be on trial for all them corruption and destruction of this beautiful country of ours? It’ll probably never happen because none of them so-called leaders have really tried to change the system.
Our grannies thought that life would change for the better when we got rid of them “Maharajas from Lamjung and Kaski.” Well, it didn’t! We got rid of the Mandaleys and instead we got them Morons, and now we have our Mao-buddies, and Lord Vishnu is now a common citizen. Who’s next?
I don’t know, but we’ve seen them monarchists, socialists, and communists. Now, we’re only left to see them “capitalists.” Maybe we’ll get a paisa or two back from our taxes, then?
Guffadi blogs at guffadi.blogspot.com
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